Two days later- OK, they’re not legal, but we didn’t do it, and it’s totally cool anyway, said Trump in a tweet.

I used to buy this. Then my best friend died suddenly last December.

I deeply miss my friend. But in addition to that pain, I found myself overly isolated. Part of it was a new job with a hellacious commute, but part of it was also not having anyone else to do things with.

I’m working through it. It sucks, but it’s a…

Jersey Democrat here. And oh yeah, this was a big mistake by the machine. And it’s not the first. Both sides in NJ tend to run the absolute worst shit candidates. 

Could Kevin Costner somehow use the real-life failures of the Browns to make Draft Day 2?

As a Philly fan, all I can think of is that esports fans can boo 16 year olds all they want without recourse, but you pelt one Santa Claus with a snowball...

This question is substantially different than what would your pro wrestling entrance music be, isn’t it?

Oh God, that’s some pro-level revenge.

Weird thing- my sister and I weren’t close when my dad declined. But because we both had to deal with dad’s funeral estate, we agreed to work together and not screw each other. As time went on, we reconciled, and now I consider her one of the Cool People in my life.

People don’t hate Ronald. The salad might be poisonous, but everyone knows Ronald don’t make the food.

Even the Post stood up for their colleagues at the Daily News.

I think I got a “raw deal” from Papa John once, and I was sick in bed all weekend. WAH-WOH

Is there any food service exec more hated by the general public than Papa John right now? I mean, Chipotle could kill millions tomorrow with super e-coli with extra queso and people would still be like, “Papa is a racist with bad…

I haven’t read the story in years, but wasn’t the AIDS thing part of Mysterio’s ploy on Daredevil?

So I’m confused. Is McCoy a suspect in the home invasion? Is he a suspect in being on the property, or perhaps orchestrating it from afar? Or is this just a situation where an ex-girlfriend is accusing him of something he didn’t do?

I have glasses that tint in sunlight, but I have them for legitimate medical purposes. I promise, I’m not calling the cops on innocent black people. And they’re not wraparound.

Also, man, as a kid who grew up in apartments, I was cool with anybody in swam in the pool as long as they didn’t tinkle in the pool. You ain’t…

fcku Univision. Your work gave me great joy. I’ll bet my work didn’t do shit for you. Thus, I owe you. Best of luck to you, sir.

Really dumb question- the Warriors wouldn’t want him at all, would they?

Can I book seats with my wife? That’s all I want.

The European-American Pride Parade is going to be great until we all remember the tons of European wars.

“HEY! BELGIAN GUY! I’M FROM LUXEMBOURG! DON’T FORGET HOW YOU TOOK OUR LAND IN THE BELGIAN REVOLUTION IN 1839! I’M GONNA*KICK* YOUR WAFFLE ASS RIGHT NOW!”

People just don’t realize that we let a man separate 5000 families with no repercussion whatsoever. You think he’s just gonna stop at this? He’s going to bed with a fascist hard-on, and he’s going to spend all night rubbing one out fantasizing about who he’s going to fuck next.

The difference is that white people think…

Why won’t Congress and the President investigate the rumor that I just started that Stephen Miller is eating some of these babies? That, since college, he has frequently enjoyed the taste of Latino baby flesh? #lockhimup #buthiscannibalism #theyhavefakenewsihavefakenews