Three years is a bit long for any software project...

Tweets made by Trump this week about Roseanne: 1
Tweets made by Trump about the catastrophic increase in the death toll in Puerto Rico: 0

There’s one big thing missing here- you get access to Trump (through Linda). Granted, Fox doesn’t really need that- Fox and Friends!- but it’s got to be a greater-than-zero part of the deal.

Count me also as surprised. It gives me hope. Sure, there is still a raging debate as to the use of certain racist epithets when singing along with a cherished rap ditty among white people, but at least we’ve grown to the point that likening a black woman to a simian is just too much.

Alternate explanation: Roseanne…

I now have “White Lines” playing in my head. The Duran Duran version.

That series of bows at the end...wow.

This, a thousand times over. Dr. Z was amazing to read, and the stroke that took his ability to speak and write just proves the cruelness of biology.

What I’ll never understand is why the Switch’s eShop isn’t at least as friendly as the 3DS’s. That wasn’t great, either, but at least it was a bit helpful, and had more categories and visual panache than the Switch’s orange ghost town.

“tiny tiny little fraction”

Especially since the 49ers, the day before, said that he’d be cut from the team if it was found out that he assaulted his girlfriend.

This smells reaaaaaaally fishy. Like a lot.

The Executive Chef of the White House, Cristeta Comerford, has held her position since 2005. She’s cooked for Bush, Obama, and, um, him. She’s been endorsed by Michelle, so it is possible she can cook collard greens well.

I might still be rooting for His Orange Goblinness to choke on a Big Mac. Actually, I kinda am.

What…

“devilish”

They also use the same tanning bed. Once you see it, you’ll never unsee it.

There’s a section in the TOS that says that you might not be able to watch games if your location can’t be identified. It’s a maybe thing.

They’d be better signing a waiter at Perkins.

I welcome you to the Sixers bandwagon. Heck, we won’t even face each other in the playoffs unless things get freaky.

For Purple Rain, I go Computer Blue, Darling Nikki, and When Doves Cry.

OR- I cheat, put the CD on repeat, and go Baby I’m A Star, Purple Rain, and Let’s Go Crazy.

Flipside: between the sexual harassment stuff continuing to leak out, and the idea that the Mavs were going to offer Noel a huge contract despite a poor history in the NBA, is it time to take Cuban off the list of best NBA owners?

This sounds like the history of Babylon 5.

Awesome- the rebel in me says, “Yes! He outran the cop!”
Awesome- the cop said, “I’m going to do the smart thing and not make the situation riskier, even though I’m going to have to swallow my ego.”

Not awesome- the guy got away with it, and endangered anyone else on the road by driving at a ridiculous speed on a road…