This whole column made me miss Prince.

Because all the cool kids do it. (And before I start, I am in no way advocating that white kids should say that word under any circumstance whatsoever.)
Seriously, though, when your favorite pop star is singing or rapping a song that everyone loves, and the word in question gets dropped, the desire to sing along and…

Alexa knew when Wrestlemania was, and Google didn’t.

There’s actually more to this.

Your comment is giving me hope that, maybe, one day we’ll get along. You, a black woman, are choosing not to be offended. I, a white guy, have publicly stated that, even with your understanding, I can get by in life without saying the n word, even when singing songs I like, even when they’re by Prince. I’m glad you’re…

Wait- you buried the lede. A 1991 Yugo is still driveable? And someone’s willing to insure it?

Please don’t die.

Please don’t die.

Most Democratic senators opposed it, but moderate senators- and the Democratic lead in the Senate, Chuck Shumer- approved it, because they wanted to take a bipartisan win back to their districts, according to Politico.

That said- “The Democratic Party is only a viable party because of the black vote.” Yup. And if…

My best friend, a fellow nerd who shared my love of comics, junk culture, and podcasting (we did a show for five years), passed away suddenly in December. I was flying back and forth to help his widow, and needed something to take my mind off...everything.

The Grand Tour (and its predecessor) did that marvelously. I…

God, I wish you worked for the NCAA.

I did too.

This. I have consensually placed my hand down a woman’s pants for a fun game of grab ass...and I don’t think I could reach down further and get to the vagina easily. To believe this happened, I have to believe that in a crowded room, he got his hand deep into her jeans, then got a little further down so he could bend…

Um, can I disagree? If you’re a famous person, and you’re trying to avoid situations like this, it makes some sense.

I have no idea if this accusation happened, but man, this is a strange one.

Saturns are haunted by ghosts. Sad ghosts. But they didn’t die in a car accident, because Saturns were great in car crashes.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE STARS?

As I recall, a CD player in an early 90s car, even one as smooooth as a Caddy, would skip too much for reasonable use. It took a few more years to get skip-resistant CD players, and then Napster came along and killed it all.

DO NOT WATCH. Seriously, I didn’t even hear his screams, and I was screaming just looking. God, I hope he’s okay.

Hot take: Glover should be the next Iron Man.

I hope the Jeep people realize this is the greatest advertisement for their car. I mean, I’m not a Jeep guy, but if I had $100K to spend on a car...I mean, I’d consider it.

Also, I still have nightmares about some black ice storms in the 90s.