2015 NBA Draft Lottery:

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One thing: If you have to eat gluten-free pizza, Pizza Hut’s gluten-free pie is BY FAR the best from a chain. I mean, I know that’s not much to most people, but it’s darn good GF eats.

These were all bought by Buffalo Bills fans, weren’t they?

These were all bought by Buffalo Bills fans, weren’t they?

Wait, they didn’t—-holy shit, they did. The only GM to ever be stupid enough to get embarrassed by the NuBrowns, and they HIRED him?

Goddamn, I feel bad for Cleveland. So fucking bad.

To me, the bombshell was the fact that she was put on the no-fly list, investigated by the federal government, and put on a list at Interpol. All for a joke about Trump.

Yesterday: We need more union jobs!

I’m a white person who admits to doing white people shit. I have a ton of Amazon stuff- Kindles, Fires, a TV thing I don’t use anymore, a couple of Dots, and an Echo. Playing Jeopardy on an Echo is fun. (It’s also very, very white, I admit it.)

But there is no fucking way I’m putting a Key into my house. Uh uh. Nope.

I’…

What’s he handing out?

What scares me the most is Survivor Series. The Monday Night Raw angle set up the Smackdown vs. Raw angle by making it personal between Shane and Kurt. And that’s a match that’s just too risky for the WWE to do. I hope they keep Kurt and Shane on the sidelines, or in manager-type roles with safe, in-ring spots. I do…

This was Dan Fouts’ way of promoting Curtis Dawkins’ debut collection, the Graybar Hotel, which is about prison life. Sly dog!

Mitch Trubisky is the atheist Tebow.

Here’s how I’m going to respond: I’m going to read the stories in my friends’ feeds, and I’m going to acknowledge them, and I’m going to make a promise to myself to remember their stories, and I’m not going to trivialize their statements with a fucking hashtag.

Why is he playing in cargo pants? He looks like John Cena with a helmet.

This comment needs a lot more upvotes.

I had the same question. If he stays in African American studies (or a similarly named department; it was Black American studies when I was in school in the 90s, and was NOT an easy A but a great class at Delaware), can the NCAA block his hiring?

Personally, I’d really love him to take an SAT, or even a PSAT. I do a podcast (garpodcast.com plug plug cough cough), and we had fun trying to guess what a 70-year old orangle turnip would get on the SATs. Would he score 400 on his verbal? Would he crack 500 on the math (I mean, he’s good at business, right?) Maybe…

There’s a fantastic article on GQ about how there is no national database for gun registration, and in fact, it is illegal for the government to use a computer database to track gun purchases. So, while Target can email your girlfriend and congratulate her on being pregnant when she buys a bunch of pickles, we can’t…

Meanwhile, the Philly Eagles had a player with anxiety issues miss two games because of it last year, Brandon Brooks. Doug Pederson, the head coach who was called the dumbest football coach ever by The Ringer, sat down with him and offered his full support, and now he’s playing at a Pro Bowl level.

A player’s mental…

For a second, I thought he suffered a Theismann. Glad it wasn’t that.

His first name is Austin. We need an obligatory Jim Ross announcer video.