What about Nevada’s senior Senator, Dean Heller, who voted against gun control legislation in 2013?

Remember when Jeffrey Lurie complained about anthem protestors? He was one of them today, locking arms with the Eagles players. Now, he had them locking arms with military and first responders, so maybe that made it more palatable for him. Still, he was out there today.

Conclusion reached- Seth married UP.

Maybe I’m nuts, but isn’t the act of getting on TV and calling Paul Ryan a pussy and mocking the president the exact opposite of sheet-caking? Like, maybe getting on the tele and calling out the President for his shit ISN’T an act of privilege, but actually an act of courage that’s hilariously wrapped in meta? Or is…

The comments section: “Hey, let’s make fun of how much calculus the writer really learned, because math is hard!”
Me: “Good for you.”

That’s the new thing in art history classes. They were all raising their hands to talk to the teacher.

Oh wait, nope, Nazis.

I’ll tell you what- if any of the original protestors were art history majors or work as art conservatists, I’ll consider giving them a pass. That’s reasonable, right?

Something tells me that won’t be the case.

Like diamonds. I figure, at worst, cryptocurrencies are like diamonds- not as valuable as money, but not zero. Not for me, though.

Where’s Jon Bois when you need him?

“FC Cincinnati beat the Miami 1-0"

You’re not the only one, but I’ll give it to him.

I’m not sure what’s the most clickbait article this week on the remnants of the Gawker “empire”- this article, or the 150 worst albums by men. But man, you people are all “I’m gonna take an unpopular opinion and run with it” this week. Good for you, I guess. Meanwhile, I’m going to drink a Coke Zero and listen to…

“WHAM! A HOMER!”

My cat won’t sit in human laps. But he will lay next to me in bed, and he sleeps on my wife’s feet in the winter, so he’s okay.

Trust the Process. The bowl-free Process.

And here I thought the one-drop rule was an antiquated remnant of slavery in America. Turns out it’s the article of the day on Deadspin.

Sure, Tirico probably has quite a bit more than one drop, but the thinking going on in this article- that if he’s partially black, he must accept that he’s black-black, even though…

If you wanted to be dark, the balloon would be empty.

“We miscarried.” Fade to black.

(I’m going to hell.)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The new Jezebel meme- my high school class had more kids die than yours.

My dad died this year, of dementia.