Wouldn’t it be in the NFL’s best interest for the Raiders to play in a temporary new market so they can keep an option open for the next team that wants a new stadium? With LA off the table, the league needs a new sucker to leverage other suckers to pay for a new pad.

Hot take: If Simmons and Embiid hadn’t gotten hurt, the Sixers could have made the playoffs as a five seed.

Sadly, this isn’t uncommon. I think we in NJ are still paying off the old Meadowlands stadium.

Hot take: I liked the Paperwhite, but oh God do I love the Voyage. It IS worth the extra money if you read a lot. Better backlight, better resolution.

Hot take: I liked the Paperwhite, but oh God do I love the Voyage. It IS worth the extra money if you read a lot.…

Somewhere in LA, Bill Simmons is furiously typing a second draft of a Ringer column asking if the Celts should trade a Brooklyn pick for Booker.

But Jay Cutler was BORN to be a Jet!

I built a hulking gaming PC in December. I’m currently replaying Saints Row 3. I love that game. I can literally play any game out there, and I’m playing a six-year old game.

“Leave it to a cis straight white guy”

After calling a 7-foot black athlete “fat boy” straight for 10 minutes, I’m surprised that’s all Boogie did. I know Boogie shouldn’t have said anything, but after ten minutes of that stuff, I wanted to strangle the guy.

I walk my dog all over, and I hate having to walk off a sidewalk for no good reason.

My dad loved NASCAR. He died yesterday. I think he liked that wreck.

Dear God,
Please help Magic Johnson make the team better enough so that they fall out of the top three in the draft.
Love,

Imagine how LeBron would react to Toronto getting Boogie. He’d probably beat up a random Cavs employee.

The pro wrestling fan in me wants you to pick another pro wrestler to replace The Rock, but then I get stuck visualizing anyone other than John Cena.

You make a critical point that bears repeating- there is a way to create humor about Nazis that doesn’t demean people in the process. (The Producers is Exhibit A!) PDP used his wealth to tell bad jokes that demeaned people.

Hopefully, he learns and improves.

Albert, that piece is...just...amazing. This might be the brightest joy since Election Day. Well done.

My dad’s dying of dementia. I hate Donald Trump with the heat of a billion suns, but even I wouldn’t wish that level of hell on him or his family.

I’ll stick with my normal fantasy of having him paralyzed, buried up to his head in sand, dipping his head in sugar, and releasing a million fire ants. (Or whatever ants…

I’m sure this wasn’t practice for Shaq’s Wrestlemania gig against the Big Show in two months. No, not at all.

It’s a real place. It has one of the highest cancer rates in the country!

It’s not a good place. (Blue Hen here.)

Nah, it’s just a side effect of Delaware.