I’ve long accepted that I keep shopping at Gamestop because the people at my local store are goddamn awesome, not because of the corporation behind it.

To be fair, they’re in a tough spot. They can’t compete on new games on price with Amazon or even Best Buy (for people with their game reward program). They can’t do…

JUST LIKE TRUMP STOLE THE PRESIDENCY!

I’m stealing that joke.

So who’s the daddy?

C’MON YOU ALL THOUGHT IT. I MEAN, LEMONADE WAS LAST YEAR. DON’T HATE ON ME FOR ASKING THE OBVIOUS.

+1 for the recovery.

The idea of his happening. JFC.

Seriously- watch a Sixers game. They’ve gotten good. It’s a bit amazing.

Pod Six.

When we’re talking oyster crackers, are we talking about those tame little two-dimensional things, or the gobstopper type that you could kill someone with if you had good aim?

Isn’t the real story the fact that Pence wore a BLUE tie? The in-house fighting has begun!

True story- in the mid-90s, I was going through a horrible bad breakup, and decided to write an email to my ex and kill myself by jumping off a bridge. Igot in my shitbucket Firenza, and starting driving to a bridge. Suddenly, it started raining buckets, so I decided to pull over so I wouldn’t get in a car accident on…

Every time I hear “double dribble”:

I know that there’s a stats guy out there who will prove me wrong, but if it was the bottom of the ninth, two outs, you’d really want Hoffman over Lee Smith?

“Thank God I got elected before Trump throws me out of the country.

That one kid, he dead.

Man, people get passionate about logos.
I’m more upset that I’ll never again hear “San-Di-E-Go SUPERCHARGERS!” Some things can’t be fixed with a new logo.

Barbarians at the Gate is a damn good book.

Meanwhile, Indiana boosters are probably mad he didn’t go full Knight and piledrive him onto a chair.

So, whoever gets chosen to cover this for Jezebel gets hazard pay, right?

I greatly sympathize with you. I’m in very-low-communication mode with my mom, who likes to gaslight and harass my wife and me repeatedly.