Having just done a bunch of interviews for my old job (I’m not HR, but I was part of the senior level guys doing interviews), I’m going to throw two ideas out there.

Innovative my ass. They still shoot these cell phone videos vertically. No stars.

Legitimate question- how much money does Ricky Williams have left? He had that terrible rookie contract, and that dispute with the Dolphins.

They called it a Thursday Night Special. The alternative, a Saturday Night Special, is a cheap gun, so it’s somewhat understandable, although why they just didn’t use a thesaurus for a synonym for Special is beyond me.

Um...

Direct quote for Margaret Cho: “We can totally email and we can be private!”

Is it weird then that Tilda then sent the entire email exchange to Jezebel? I mean, it’s pretty clear from that email that this was intended to be a private conversation. Once I saw that, I stopped reading, so if Tilda got permission…

Hey! It’s only 20-0 at the half! We can’t own you after all!

(Actually, I’m rooting for Browns fans. I’m an Eagles fan who is enjoying the shit out of Wentz this year, good or bad. If Cleveland hadn’t hired a baseball guy who decided Wentz wasn’t a good QB, I’d have to watch Sam Bradford all year. Thanks, Cleveland.…

That wasn’t dunking on Howard so much as dunking *past* Howard. Still cool, but not really emasculating...

So I have a quandry. I have:

So I have a quandry. I have:

Trump killed Prince and Bowie. I saw it on Facebook, so it must be true.

So how long until we get adultery rumors? I mean, this IS Trump, right? This is a guy who made the NY Post a fuckload of money when he ran on Ivanka with Marla. Talking shit about Barron is out of bounds, sure, but mocking Donald for the eventual skirt-chaasing is in bounds, right?

After all the crap you guys gave to the whole “bone broth” movement, why are you including them on this list?

After all the crap you guys gave to the whole “bone broth” movement, why are you including them on this list?

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Oh God yes. This Eagles team has been a ton of fun to watch. They commit too many penalties lately, but their decision-making is otherwise sound. Pederson has the team playing smart football, and Wentz is a revelation.

Want to really rub it in? Ask Miami fans: Do you like Carson Wentz? Well, Miami could have had him. Remember that the Eagles had to trade their pick and Maxwell and Alonso to the Dolphins for the number 8, which they then used as part of the package to get Wentz. If the Dolphins had realized how good Wentz was, they…

The Eagles’ Color Rush uniform is all black and green. I feel like we missed the color apocalypse that would have been if they went all green or white.

You forget football that isn’t football. Cyberball 2072 and NFL Blitz were tons of fun, even if they weren’t high on the simulator rating. I still don’t understand why someone doesn’t take an old football engine and make a Cyberball remake out of it. Football with exploding robots.

I’m glad that GTA players are pursuing this stuff, because it might lead to the ability to do this sort of cool stuff in GTA VI. And I’m glad that Rockstar thinks of this stuff and makes a game that is so thorough that it’s rewarding to think this stuff MIGHT be in the game.

Let’s remember Kevin Turner, who fought a hell of a fight against Lou Gehrig’s disease before passing away this year.

Wait...really? $119? I’m in. I need a new desk.

Wait. Virgil gave out a FREE picture? I call bullshit.