Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

So what your saying is Google’s new earbuds require the latest phone to do to utilize the latest software. And they’re not cordless because they have a string between them that can rest on your neck and keep them from vanishing. You realize it’s not the buds that are doing the translating, but the app on your phone,…

never a bad time to post the best Football YouTube video of all time, but this feels especially relevant:

Immediately after the game, the San Francisco 49ers reached out to offer the St. Michael-Albertville defensive coordinator a job as an assistant coach.

St. Michael-Albertville folded like a Lovie Smith prevent D.

The Blazers need to understand that if you truly want to stop Blake Griffin you need to put an equipment manager on him.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

You’re only gonna get close to 357 days of occupancy in a major city so that $50k down payment may not even cover your closing costs.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

The Mets pulled off this same play last week but it was unassisted.

Also, Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and has openly flirted with retirement,