Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I’m finding it hard to marshal anyanda sympathy for this burfict crime

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

His most accurate throw as a pro was his girlfriend into the back seat of his car...

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

This is something probably better expounded upon in a larger blog, but we get a lot of shit either way because we’re either all-in for Tesla, or we’re a bunch of short sellers blahblahblah.

I agree. He’s being a jerk-off.

Forget comparing it to Nazi Germany. Compare it to America. The trail of tears. Japanese internment camps. The left wing falls asleep and lets the right wing take over. Deplorable shit happens.

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

You can’t ragequit a Steph Curry game because it’s real life. You can’t really do anything else about it, either.

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

Hatfright

Twitter *could* set his account so it could no longer block or mute anyone in the US.

there’s ‘hand waving’, and then there ‘wang waving’.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Sager family at the courthouse: