If you needed solid proof of how greasy this bastard is, here we go. And to think he’s the mayor of Sacramento!

The shit I read on Deadspin makes 1,001 times more sense than any of the shit those wonderful Republicans in Texas send to me on Facebook (it almost never makes sense).

C’mon Haisley, you know you’re the biggest MLS-basher with an NYC culture blog out there.

HOT TAKE: I love Deadspin, but I also love Cowherd. I’m also black and clearly don’t care about my people.

Seeing Howard on this makes me think about my blackness. There are so few of us that aren’t there for Race Reasons, or who aren’t female, who can eloquently bring out a message that speaks to black people like me. Greg is, like, the only one I can think of.

Good point, buuut football is No. 1 and it’s gotten BIGGER. Basketball has a strong following from basketball people, but the real question is: will that be enough?

Aye man, no hot take. Taking a quick glance (re: Wikipedia) at English soccer stadiums, a rough estimate of 20-25 percent are either run or owned by the cities they are in. The rest? 100 percent owned by the clubs, baby.

Not to mention: Under Armour could sign every NBA first-round draft pick for the next three years and we still wouldn’t buy their shoes

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Magary is a football guy and a culture blogger. OF COURSE HE’S GONNA RATE FOOTBALL OVER OTHER SPORTS. Much like your other football bloggers, they know they’re watching America’s biggest sport and it gets more eyes than the NBA or NHL.

Let me play contrarian (or something of the sort) here.

As a guy who actually watches MLS, the Big Brother allowing some sort of free agency is huge. You'd better believe the players are gearing up for 2020, because if the league wants to be "big", they've ought to spend like they're "big". And I don't just mean DPs.

If this thing blows, expect the public reaction to split between brotastic mansplaining ("YO HE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE SUCKS, YO!") and uninformed keyboard feminist ranting ("'NOT FOR HER'? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT FOR HER'?")

Forget all the P/R talk. You can't even have that discussion when the league wants to cheapen the experience for both players and fans with that bullshit system, hence why we're watching bullshit soccer.

NBA. Gotta do it big, or look like an uncultured box of thugdom. AMERICA!

Spanish hockey highlights should've been a thing a while ago. GOLAAAAAAAZO!

Black homophobia is pervasive. Count me as one of the minority, and I hate especially when religion is invoked.

As a male, I never understood the value in yelling out 'compliments' at random women. Even when I was a kid, I've thought of them as bizarre and unnecessary.

He's throwing haymakers at women and somehow that's BDSM? It's not my cup of tea, but I'm pretty sure trying to swing at someone in the name of getting off isn't how it should be done...

Don't forget how Reagan and Lee Atwater convinced all of 1980s middle-class white America that black people were lazy SOBs, y'know, since we're all "equal" now.