Say what you will about Nick Saban, but I’d be shocked to hear a story like this about him.  His Hideaway Book is just a list of all the games he lost over the years and he uses it to smash his penis on a table whenever he smiles inside.

That’s actually a thoughtful response to my grumpy old man snark. Thank you.

Craft Thread!

This is so incredibly frustrating.

My D&D experience summed up in one meme....

Roll 5,323D6 for the damage inflicted by the thermonuclear fireball...

Any excuse to post the Maurice Ashley vs a Chess hustler video.

I found the lessons on the chess.com app were extremely helpful. They start off incredibly basic but quickly move up to key principles and then a series of elaborate opening and defenses. I had played a bit and was okay but this helped a lot.

I hate Jimmy Buffett and judge anyone in to him or his brands. 

Go get yourself a copy of Schoolhouse Funk and prepare to have your mind blown by high school band geeks

Hey! Also I would like to credit this amazing drag queen responsible for Bjork’s makeup:

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

Came looking for #SNS. Kevin Spacey is no bueno.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

It certainly did me. It has forced me to re-evaluate a lot of my previous interactions with women. It has also made me realize I need to be exceedingly proactive in teaching my son about consent, boundaries, accountability, etc.

I hope this makes some of those “good men” try to remember the things they have forgotten. I hope that realizing you are an unself-aware part of the solution is still part of the problem. It certainly had that effect on me.

Those Yokohamas really have some grip around the basepaths