Hey jezzies, straight guy who is coming back to the wonderfully supportive commentators that have been so beneficial to me lately.

If you don’t help him see the errors of his ways, who will?

I’m a teacher and had most of this week to myself (except while minding my daughter who was recovering from the stomach bug that I just got), and I binged two seasons of The Wire. I’d watched Season 1 over Thanksgiving break and of you haven’t seen it I can’t recommend it enough. I think everyone has a character they…

I got the stomach bug that my daughter spent most of this week recovering from. Thankfully I have all 7 Harry Potter books on Audible to keep me company as I wait for the inevitable purge.

With determination.

Words can’t express what that means to me. I’m so sorry for your loss (I have said to my wife that my biggest motivation for marrying her was the fact that she was willing to marry me and not obviously insane) the process of trying to find someone who you believe you can build that future with can be incredibly…

I’m in my early thirties and have a family and career. I appreciate your advice. 

Not me if I want to run for president.

Best advice I can give (man’s perspective): tell him exactly what you want, correct him when he does something less than ideal and train him to give you the most perfect head he can. Make him do you before you do him. And don’t fake an orgasm. That’s the participation medal of sex.

Mine is to find a way to make my Honda Pilot enjoyable. It handles like a hog on stilts, is too high to easily get my kayak on, and too hard for my kids to easily climb in and out of. 

My goal for the new year is to finally get my mental health sorted out. I’ve got my first ever appointment with a psychiatrist in March so that should help. The rest will be up to me which is where the real work begins. Hopefully a diagnosis and some meds will help too.

What’s the least bad sti to have?

Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification  

You were right, I stand corrected. Well diagnosed sir.

We need one of these races in Texas.

He shot Bradley for discussing the Boston shooting.  

It’s not shade when you’re responding to the comments directly. Regardless of the fact that he didn’t use Bradshaw’s name, it’s implied.

I’m sure Rosberg is crushed by this news. Winning an F1 championship may be difficult, sure, but being featured on the cover of Time Magazine is a truly unique experience.