This is my only complaint with EPL on NBC (now that the crap-wipe is less crap).

Bill Cosby: “If they can’t see me when I rape them, they’ll never know I did it!”

Where does Turd Ferguson rank on the list of Deadspin writers?

I bet he spends the rest of the semester in an alternative school. Where he’ll probably flourish and prove that he’s better than the system.

With the goal that maybe we can help them get to a place in life where they’re better than what they are now. Building a rapport with them is half the battle.

Bad(ass) teen. Teacher is fine, doesn’t even appear phased by any of this, and he’s likely to get the most punishment of the three students. He ended a harmless brawl by ko-ing one kid and throwing another onto his back. He doesn’t deserve the shit that’s about to rain down on him, but there’s nothing anyone can do…

In the above video, you can see one scenario that was suggested: while you’re at work, instead of your car (wife) sitting dormant, eating bon-bons and lounging in some opulent parking lot (shitty house), that car (wife) can be out there earning money for you.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

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Where have you been seeing them? I’m mostly around north and west Arlington (which is obviously going to vote yes)

My fear is that all of the uninformed voters who are going to the polls because it’s a presidential election are going to be swayed by the abundance of signage and vote for the “popular” choice.

I grew up in Arlington and my parents still live there. I’d say that I see, on average, 10 pro-stadium signs for every opposition sign.

Question: How well does RDR hold up by today’s standards?

Level 1 trolling with a side of patriarchal misogyny.... Delicious.

1. Semantics

R. Lee Ermey - Actual badass, who was so badass, that Kubrick gave him the Drill Sergeant role in Full Metal Jacket after Ermey spent ten minutes demonstrating how a drill sergeant actually treated soldiers.

Let’s be honest. From Islam’s prespective, could the atheists, Jews and Christians killed in Paris be accepted by Allah?

What’s the least essential class in high school?