Eiffel Tower 69 is the minimum.

I’m a middle/high school teacher who’s about to get fired because their principal has it in for them. (I work at a private school in a major Texas city, so no union to save my ass). What new career should I undertake to hold me over until I can get a new teaching gig next school year?

#savefrodo

I love the “But a helmet makes me sweat so much” argument as well. Wanna know what’s even hotter on your head than a helmet? The friction generated between your head and asphalt when your crash.

Newcastle: Ranked 18th and yet dangerously close to getting relegated because Mike Ashley is a fucking twat.

Ahhhhhhhhh.....

Maybe he’s realized that there’s nothing to gain by being the “I never sell my cars” collector. In addition to that I bet he’s willing to sell cars like this, for charity, because they’re special and unique but not exceptionally valuable. It’s a win-win for everyone as I’m sure the buyer is just as happy to buy a car…

All you need as a cord cutter is a friend with cable. Log-in using their account and pay them 10 bucks a month for the add-on and you’re all set.

Ugh +1

Russell Crowe: (slurredly) “Hey, you! (Pauses in deep thought) Ughhh, what’s your name..... Lennay Kekua”

“One for three? Or one and two?” - Concierge

truer words are rarely spoken

I have the Wenger backpack pictured. For $40 you can do a lot worse. It’s a bag with lots of pros and cons but I’m happy to use it as my daily bag.

I have the Wenger backpack pictured. For $40 you can do a lot worse. It’s a bag with lots of pros and cons but I’m…

I for one am glad to see that Goldberg has found a new career.

I’ve been a Geordie since the late 90's and it’s impossible for me to explain to my students why I’d be willing to get relegated if it prompted Ashley to sell the team. They don't seem to comprehend our potential and the disaster that is Mike Ashley and I don't know of anything else in sport that I can compare it to.

As a Geordie it was a blessing to see him forcing passes through the defenders instead of out to the wingers. I hope this works out well because we need something to save us from relegation

That was an impressive amount of running. Especially after the team just finished a cycling workout.

Where the fuck is Raysism when you need him.

Please turn this into a Photoshop contest. It’s been too long and this is too ripe for skewering.