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Sly: “I can give you drugs to make you play so well you’ll get awarded a massive contract. The only downside is that soon afterwards you won’t be able to play a lot”

Arsenal fan logic: acknowledge first, decry second, whine third, stop counting, end with a hypocritical statement that undermines the majority of your prior statement.

Does it also come with enough Fair and Lovely to make you as light as the Indian in that ad?

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Obviously they’re planning on touring as a Michael McDonald cover band. The rest of you should be ashamed of yourself, everyone knows QB’s are the pure and holy spirits of football. Except the black ones, they’re a disgrace to the game.

Nah, they’re not that kind of brown.

I’m more concerned about how they’re going to announce their divorce.

All I want to know is where can I get the high resolution version of the top image. So much sploosh

Son: They can buy multiple superstar talents?

We want your long story long. Omit anything that your lawyer would tell you too and GET ON WITH IT. Some people have work not to do.

They’ve saved my commute more times than I can think. It’s a long way from Arlington-Richardson/Garland and back.

I like you.

In GP listening to 1080 AM?

Not if they work for a DFS.

The Braves are doing it right. The Astros did it right. The 76ers are like a guy who wanted to do porn, accepted the reality that he’d have to spend some mandatory time doing gay porn, then quit because he didn’t have the patience to wait it out. Yes, you’re going to get your shit pushed in for a while, yes, it’s not

I think it’s because the camera is ever so slightly panning down. God if he doesn’t look like he’s on wires though.

Finally, we get to see a proper example of the old adage: Act like you’ve been there before.

I can’t fully enjoy this without the Spanish commentary...