phillipsaur
Phillipsaur
phillipsaur

But he has little power...

When I replaced my 44 HP ‘66 Beetle with a 60 HP ‘67 SAAB Monte Carlo. I was like “Whoa Nellie!”

I hope this doesnt mean hes not sending my money.

Not so sure about your diagnosis. I just checked WebMD and apparently a punctured lung means you have Lupus, Cancer and Cancerous Lupus.

And the first batch of unicorns had osteoporosis or something.

People may think you are driving a Malibu, but you will know better.

What is Shabu-Shabu?

we may have been on the same train

Today I learned: Perth looks like Orange County.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Yep. The concept looked awesome. This just looks like a modern and neutered 240Z.

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

Perfect for when the Covenant come our way.

And this is the sort of detail that an experienced professional like yourself is hired to arrange - the average Joe would be unable to put this sort of transaction together himself. Your true value are twofold:

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

It looks like he fought...

probably why i like it... (wooo anime racecar )

did she have stock “airbags” at least?

Dating a girl that thought the stratos, Ford Flex, and Jeep Wagoneer were “fucking gay.” Two words I never heard her use about anything else.