If anyone’s ever ridden dinky on the back of a buddy’s Grom, please recount the experience in the comments.

I took out three mortgages to put a down payment on an Elio.

2 months for me. Good luck!

That was 2008; Flo Rida and T-Pain were getting low, Katy Perry had just kissed a girl.

I don’t care if you say it’s “It’s own brand” now, it’s still a Dodge Ram.

Now turn down your music, pull up your pants, and get off my lawn.

American cops will use both! Lombard street in San Francisco, early 90s: I’m walking past a locksmith shop and decide to get a key copied. Walk in, no one there. Yell in case there’s anyone in the back. Think it’s odd, and figure it’s a good target for a burglary, so I call the police.
Officer arrives pretty fast, I’m…

Well then, I will just put myself in a box and overnight myself from Japan.

While I won’t comment about my views on Tesla stock, you should probably note a few things:

This isn't cross-posted. I am a Jalopnik writer. And this is about addresses which matter when driving in Japan. As I do.

*sheepishly raises hand*

I can imagine getting the ding to resume control of the vehicle just before...

That’s not really aircraft controls. I was expecting like, rudder controls, and throttle on a sliding or pivoting rod.

I hope this doesn’t happen to you.

The tax keeps them out of a car.

This is awful, but....................

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

Remember when Subaru sold cool wagons in the US? Pepperidge Farm remembers

reminded me a little of this

Here is my 3000GT. I've owned it for 11 years now, and has made near 500AWHP for a majority of those.