The tadpole arrangement (two wheels in front, one in back) is perfectly stable.

My first thought was of Elon in E-girl makeup.

Inner Diameter?

I like the Dimaxion more.

This seems to happen a lot.

Why would anyone waste their money on such a stupid toy?

General Motors’ quality control is nonexistent. 

I was blessed with two toxic parents, who on their own should not have been allowed to have kids. My siblings and and I are textbook examples of what happens to kids raised by toxic parents. My younger brother just got married, and he and his new wife want kids. How do I warn them that bad parenting is hereditary…

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. That saying literally means that the family you choose is more important than that which birthed you.

I’ve never driven one, but maybe a Toyota FJ Cruiser. I had a Honda Element for almost 3 years, loved it more than the entire human species put together, and totaled i because I had to swerve to avoid a crappy old Ford minivan. The FJ is basically the next Pokemon-style evolution up from the Element.

I don't want to erase any cars, other than the Chevy Avalanche, and everybody who has ever bought one. I want to erase a car designer, Bryan Nesbitt. Nesbitt has participated in or led the design teams responsible for most of the worst cars aimed at the proletariat for the last 25 years. In fact he has never worked on…

How was the Dodge Caliber a “good idea”?

The Honda Element was what the Pontiac Aztek dreamed to be.

I’ve got one that no one thought of: Vans. Featured in pretty much every heist or crime movie. They’re fast enough, durable, and carry a lot of cargo.

You know Elvis is dead, right?

In terms of engineering, those were terrible. And they were arguably the best car BLM ever made.

The Jeep Wranglers from Jurassic Park.

I thought Buicks were just for old people?

Here's a bigger problem: if the planet's gravity is cancelled, what is going to keep the vehicle moving along with the planet's surface? 

That’s the first corvette I’d consider buying.