I use Scotch Blue Painter’s Tape.

There definitely are no gods, so all churches are phony.

If we have a black hole, build a shell around it and make it into a power source.

No Karen, the mask isn’t making you rebreath air. Your mask smells bad because you don’t take care of your teeth and your breath stinks!

Crap like this, along with everything else in the Trump Era, makes me think America is at the end of its life cycle.

This is the kind of vehicle we should be sending to the Moon and Mars. Mobile science bases.

Putin and Trump.

What’s a “dweeb”?

Translation: Musk didn’t bribe Trump enough.

My stainless steel bottles go in the dishwasher.

China has a competent government and got their outbreak under control.

Is it road legal?!

Is the headlight fluid leaking, too?

Remember what it was like to have a SCROTUS who wasn’t a whiny little B-word? Obama was at best a mediocre president, but at least he never threw a temper tantrum.

How many of them can I have? I’d love to put one on each wheel of my Toyota Highlander.

If that vehicle could talk, all it would say is “kill me, please”.

They need to start disinfecting the interior of aircraft between flights. It is a common misconception that air is recirculated in airplanes. It isn’t. In reality pressurized air is piped in from the compressor stage of their jet engines, moisturized from the onboard tanks, piped into the cabin near the front, and…

Reliant Scimitar? Princess Anne had one of those, you know.

He’s just a businessman, not a scientist or engineer.

Looks like a Citroen Cactus.