In a nuclear wasteland no one is going to care about the environment, as there won’t be any left.

But how do you quantify “overpriced”? In my view, all sports cars and super cars are overpriced because they only do one thing: Speed.

The American electorate did not choose F*ckface Von Clownstick, therefore by the republicans’ own “logic” he should not be allowed to appoint a single supreme court justice.

I’m thinking of looking into wood gas. With Trump in the White House, nuclear war is probably imminent. If we survive, we’ll still need transportation, and oil supplies will run out real fast. But there will still be wood all over the place.

I was once told by an ethics professor that is you’re ever driving drunk and get pulled over, step out of the car, take a drink of booze from a bottle in full view of the cop, pop the trunk, throw your keys and the bottle in the trunk and shut the trunk. He claimed that since the cop saw you drinking, he can’t prove…

That’s the best location ever for a mechanic.

One night back in high school (2006) I was driving home after a late mock trial meet, and decided to take the long way around my neighborhood. I was going over the residential speed limit (30 mph) and hit a patch of black ice. Well when I say a a patch, I mean the entire street for about 200 feet was covered in black…

There are few things more annoying to me than when rich people tell middle class people that we have to donate money to worthy causes. They have more money than they need for several lifetimes, we will all be reduced to serfdom if the republicans get their way.

What if the car is a Mustang? Don’t those actively target crowds?

Well they can smuggle the studies out. Does the consitution allow for the recall of a “president”?

Lets hope they can ram this through.

This time next year we won’t have an EPA, or clean water.

Back in my sophomore year of college I was riding in a friend’s old pickup truck, which I believe was a Ford Ranger of about that year, when he hit an armadillo. It smashed the radiator. The armadillo was reduced to the consistency of a chutney.

Every aspect of American society and industry will get worse under Trump.

Ikea should make this into a product, preferably one that doesn’t require drilling holes in the wall.

Great, by then the American middle class will be abolished and we’ll have to go into debt to buy food.

I trust autonomous cars a lot more than I trust senior citizens driving.

Neither do I!

I thought the secret service never lets former presidents and vice presidents drive.

Make the front flatter, like the original, and I might buy one.