Sorry about your penis, bro.

There are few things I dislike more than people who bring huge roll aboards on planes and try to fit them in the overhead compartments.

There are few things I dislike more than people who bring huge roll aboards on planes and try to fit them in the…

A friend of mine bought a used car in Daytona Beach, FL, where we went to college. He brought it to a different dealership for an inspection, shortly after the beginning of which the police were called. Turns out the front passenger seat was full of packets of crystal meth.

Top Gear. The real/UK version, not the unwatchable American version.

I can’t get Laser eye surgery. My pupils are too wide.

By a quirk of the internet, his reply is above yours.

I knew Mustangs had bad controls, but I didn’t realize the problem was this serious. Those cars are screaming metal death traps.

The Ford Mustang is a good allegory for modern America. It looks flashy, but under the skin its guts are hilariously outdated and its golden age is long past.

More weapons we don’t need and will never use. If I were president, I would be open to replacing our entire fleet under these conditions.

Two and a Half Idiots.

I’m on medication that makes me sweat at night. Showering every morning is essential.

My Honda Element’s tailgate is pretty heavy...

Boo!

I’ll miss the 3 idiots, but this looks good. When do this and the three idiots new show start?

We want the Cactus! Give us the Cactus!

Clamshell tailgate?

The recent generation of Lexuses look like they were designed by Dyson or Hoover.

i want a bull bar for my Honda Element, but all of the models on amazon have poor ratings.