I’d like to get my Element wrapped in the Minnesota state flag.

Yeah, it’s a box on wheels. I didn’t want one for the speed.

Do the Apple stickers I put on my Element count?

My sister and I were driving through Arkansas about 5 years ago on the interstate, and it just ended at some farmer’s field. We took a poorly marked off ramp by accident. By poorly marked, I mean it wasn’t marked at all. It was the middle of the night, and we were sure we were going to get shot.

The only change should be the total cancellation of the program, and forcing the contractors involved to refund every cent of taxpayer money wasted on it.

The mechanical fuel injected 2.6L V8 out of the Alfa Romeo Montreal.

Apparently, non-AMG G-wagons do exist, but I’ve never seen one.

IF that was an X6, I wouldn’t be sorry.

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed all day!

I don’t want to here about a classic mini even for a minute.

Dark, migraine friendly colors, and overhead switches.

I can’t find any for sale.

It’s not a car, but is available in a gas powered version. A Cooler Scooter.

A pre 2006 Chevy Malibu classic. I had one of these. Great car to drive, but dreadfully boring.

Surprisingly there are more than a few available, and they’re generally quite cheap.

Is anyone else suggesting cars that are really bad?

How about the worst car all things considered ever: The Lexus SC-430.

BMW X6. One of those cars where you just want to walk up and punch the owner in the face.

Pontiac Aztek. The car that killed Pontiac. You don’t have to worry about resale value, because it basically doesn’t have any.

Hey Doug, what about a 1908 Baker Electric? This is the car that ruined the first wave of electric cars, because some advertising wanker decided to market it as a “women’s car”.