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After it sunk the HMS Hood with a single shot.

Big Ivan. One test of that 50 MT beast, and the Soviets thought, “maybe this isn’t a good idea”.

The Tsar Tank. It lasted about 5 minutes, before it got stuck in soft dirt.

Out military’s entire weapon procurment program need to be reworked. Politicians and executives should be kept out of the deals, and the design worked on by soldiers/pilots and engineers.

They should have just built an updated version of the F-16. Given it better engines with supercruise, updated weapons and avionics, and paid lip service to stealth.

I bet the F-35 could beat Trumpenstien in a debate. Its computers have more processing power that he does.

Finally, the inventor of stupid-person’s fascism has a good idea. Too bad it’s probably too late to kill the program.

Isn’t a Corvette one of the LEAST reliable cars...?

F%ck you! I like candy corn.

$1.3 billion of you tax dollars at work. I do not understand how a paid of blimps can possibly cost $2.7 billion dollars.

Beautiful? Looks like my old Chevy Malibu Classic.

I considered submitting an AMC Gremlin to this competition, just to troll.

Okay, how do you spend $1.5 billion on a blimp?

How do you spend $2+ billion on a blimp? Even a really nice blimp.

So I start every morning with a migraine? NO THANKS!

So I start every morning with a migraine? NO THANKS!

This happened in my last car, a 2004 Chevy Malibu Classic, probably the least technologically advanced car that will be mentioned hear. Didn’t even have an auxiliary port. In the 4 years I drove it, I had every recall worthy issue ever reported on that model, but the story I tell here is worthy of note because of the

The 458 is drop dead beautiful. Totally useless and impractical, but beautiful.

The Empire uses tie fighters because they’re cheap. And when you have millions of expendable short-lived clone pilots to spare, who cares about safety.

What kind of freak would steal a dodge caravan?