This has been a public service message from the office of No Fuckin’ Shit Sherlock.

Goddamn these “simulated bees” It’s just like BMW’s fake engine noise. Back in my day we put REAL, ANALOG BEES in our cars. Kids these days never had to go outside with a net to gather car bees. They don’t understand the visceral feeling of driving with real bees. No whizbang electronics can truly simulate the…

At first I thought you meant “because he tends to drive quirky vehicles, it’s humorously debatable whether or not his vehicle and rig would be able to travel that sort of distance and not explode.”

Well, the pilots covering rally stages are pretty crazy too

“I was going the speed limit in conditions that don’t warrant it”

How is she so calm?

all i need to say

Depends, I think my face can only improve.

This is the second time this has happened to him........

Wavetrac?

Have a star distant glow from the headlight of a shot to shit Hilux...

or just put cheap tires on it.

A quick search shows the weight distribution for a 4 cylinder 4X4 as:

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

What’s special about the dye? Looks like dykem blue I used to use in all my metalworking, you can buy that all over the place.

Haha. Yeah that would be a good way to do it. Dodge could sell the Dart build sheet as “How not to build a small car” and make some money back on that little venture.

dont forget that it doesnt take into account swerving into oncomming traffic at all...

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Far and away the best NFS game.

Just what IS that louvered thing, uhm, ..... ‘brah’? (Did I do that right?)