And that’s how you get chili served with spaghetti.

Fun fact: Jon Gruden is 1/64 Comanche, which qualifies under the Rooney Rule.*

Yeah, well we’re gonna draft Vonte Mack, then we’ll show you!

Bryce Bryce baby

Omar Vizquel gave my two-year-old son a ball once between innings at an Indians game, so he’s in.

A graduate of Mos Eisley Upstairs Medical College.

Nobody ever mentions the kids I DIDN’T shoot.

If you get confused, remember: if you’re watching the Walk-On’s Independence Bowl, it’s the 27th.

Everybody knows the real tough part of town is West Philadelphia. Why, I remember this one time my friends and I were shootin’ b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin’ trouble in the neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared...but enough about me.…

Wow, he really pulled that one out of his ass.

Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.

For every star I give, I get 8 stars back, right?

Geez, you couldn’t have told me about this BEFORE I bought everyone copies of Threat Level: Midnight for Christmas?

Please Tim Donaghy, don’t hurt ‘em!

I’ll DVR it.

Thank God, we’re finally getting to see the director’s cut of Semi-Pro.

Ruh roh.

Oh man, I can’t believe that Billy Graham was played by Mickey Doyle and I didn’t figure it out until I read this review.

Q: How can you tell Jerry Richardson prefers DC Comics over Marvel?

I’m gonna go off the board and say he used the n-word in the locker room.