Washington Sentinels replacement quarterback Shane Falco?

Any movie whose theme is "the secret ingredient is love" is a terrible movie.

So it's exactly nothing like the original then? OK.

Pretty sure you just described Justified.

Just bring back Edward James Olmos as Lieutenant Castillo and you can do whatever the Hell you want with the rest of it.

As much as I enjoyed Doctor Strange, I'm not tuning in to see Benedict Cumberbatch get his ass eaten.

I've done it. Not particularly well, but I've done it.

Why would someone pay 25 bucks to drink his own urine?

I did that once. Everyone told me to go to Arby's.

Now I want the Hives to drop by and just punch everyone involved in this in the face.

I don't have that kind of ammo.

Well, when a man with no penis and a woman love each other very much…

He doesn't look like he's recording any music in those pictures at all.

Did you know that it can be two things? It's true!

Her sex tape was lousy.

She twerks at the Christmas play rehearsal.

Mariah Carey in the dress made out of a basketball uniform begs to differ.

Eh, what does he know?

Semi-Pro 2! Coffee Black! Sugar Dunkerton! Downtown Funkystuff Malone! Make it happen!

Actually, it gets surprisingly easy after the first kid.