Hello Mirror’s Edge Catalyst, what are you doing in that Steam library? I do get the “Add a non-steam game to library” feature but it’s an odd choice to go with a library that includes an Origin-exclusive game in it. Maybe they want to show off how non-Steam games will get displayed nicely too? Maybe ME:C is coming to…

This is going to lead to a lot of unhappy people who play the ‘Which Disney Princess Are You?’ app... and a lot of super-happy ones.

I think they win in Civilization 6.

Oh I’’ll definitely watch it. I’ll hate myself for it, but I’ll watch it. 

Unfortunately the video has already been leaked by the BBC:

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Anyone who says they wouldn’t watch this video if it came out is a damn liar.

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

Old friends?

She drove, because my eyes had glazed over as I hallucinated a horde of demons feasting on the carcass of a shriveled lamb that symbolized all that I thought was good in the world.

That is W I L D. I assume that you drove because she has had her license revoked. 

I find the exception to that is Dove.

Girlfriend and I took a road trip, and she asked for me to get her some Twizzlers. Which, ugh, ok, fine, but I guess you’re just not wanting a kiss from me tonight.

I think most of Old Team Arrow’s old makeup looks good, but Rene still looks like Dave Chappelle doing a white guy

I personally hate Twizzlers and love Red Vines...as long as they are fresh. Stale Red Vines are the worst and unfortunately, I always seem to choose the package that is stale on the rare occasions I still buy them.

HOT TAKE INCOMING. I am one of the 4 people on Earth who prefers black licorice (is that spelling right? That doesn’t look right) to red so I can recuse myself from the Twizzlers vs. Red Vines argument. A friend of mine went to Sweden last year and brought back salted black licorice (...still doesn’t look right)…

Here’s the secret: full-size Reese’s are actually quite terrible, but the fun-size ones wrapped in foil are perfect.

Yeah, let’s leave the chocolate out of it.  Also acceptable: Spree, Shock-Tarts, and Giant Chewy Sweettarts.