I was gonna ask, how many people here understand the reference in the title. I was not let down. 11 year old me says thank you!

Don’t forget to grab the Yakuza games. The excellent 0 is only $20 now, and is a fantastic starting point for people new to the series. 

Things I was hoping for on this list: Halo: MCC (Reach) PC.

Things that are not on this list: See Above.

Things I’ll be purchasing instead: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

You wanna fluff the hype that hard, and then let your announcement be, “We really don’t have shit to say, but we’re gonna be testing,” you should know you…

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Anyone remember the OG dino park game, DinoPark Tycoon?

Glad to see you’re aware JW:E exists after that headline, haha.

This is a solid real world answer that explains how sane people approach life and it will be totally lost on the gibbering morons. All of the info was there to make a informed purchase, god fucking forbid people use it.

I bought Fallout 4 .It sucked. Took til about 40 hours in before I realized I quit having fun about…

Sorry, still don’t think they’re owed anything. As it turns out, there was a lot of information about Anthem before it came out, including a playable demo. The playable demo even showcased some of the problems with the game. People wondered about what the “endgame” would look like and even beforehand it looked thin.…

Never check out anything involving any sort of non-straight white male person or character.

You realize that community managers are different from devs getting involved to have a constructive conversation with fans, right?

“Wahhhh i just wanna be an asshole they should take responsibility for their actions but i shouldn’t wahhh”

Others have already said it better: “No fucking shit.”

The purchase of a game (or, really, a license) doesn’t entitle you to shit all over the people who made that game just because it doesn’t conform to your individual expectations.

It entitles you to voice your concerns, certainly, but not to issue threats, drop the…

No fucking shit. Gamers can be some of the most entitled assholes ever. Why the hell would someone want to engage with spoiled shits who armchair game develop, as if content and features are as easy to make as a meme template.

I realized when I read this post that I haven’t seen him around in a while and needed to protect his honor, something he would probably hate.  Which feels appropriate.

His struggling career as an Instagram food photographer has really got him down, and Instagram’s been down for a day or two now, so…

What a weird nerve all these comments seemed to have touched with you.

An okay attempt but nowhere close to the Real Rude Negro.

The chef doesn’t know that, and cannot guarantee you won’t capture something private and put it out in the world.

You talk some smack about the king, but a croissandwich is pretty tasty. I just wish BK had more convenient locations.

When I was in college - back in the long long ago - I scheduled my classes so that I wouldn’t miss All My Children. What I remember from then is how we thought Michael was trying to look like LaToya, not the other way around.