Do I believe that there is other intelligent life out there somewhere? Yes.

Only if you assume that life followed a carbon based matrix like it did here. Hell, we can’t even discover the types of organisms that are surviving at the bottom of the ocean because of our inability to handle the pressure. Given trillions of possible options, “life” not existing anywhere else is crazy to imagine.…

That’s one of the best WTF episodes that nobody ever really talks about. 

What’s Travis up to?

This guy’s on Fyre!

Yeah, well, answer me this: Where’s my mother, biofather?

Totally! Her on WTF even went deeper. The story about her dad and his death is unreal -

If you say Rob Lowe, you’re dead to me.

I would like to request that Ms. Spheeris write an autobiography . . . growing up in traveling carnivals and becoming a successful filmaker AND facing down the Wicked Letch of the West AND to come out the other side a punk rock lady with zero fucks to give?!? More, yes, please.

You’re my new favorite person.

Law & Order: Statutory Ape

I read it in Detective Goren’s voice, picturing his odd posture, and finally feeling as though I understood the deep trauma in Goren’s past that made him who he was.

It’s absolutely insane how correctly Arby’s is using terms like waifu and chibi.

Avengers: Endgame.

I was going to make a joke about how Stan Lee was really playing Uatu the Watcher in the Marvel films so I googled to see if Uatu had already appeared (I thought we’d seen a Watcher in a montage or something) and of course there’s already a Stan Lee = Uatu fan theory, complete with explanatory youtube videos and an…

I was all ready to say something snarky in the comments until I saw that the dude is a Vietnam vet and the restaurant is his comfort and now I’m like “man, whatever gets you through.”

Yes. I have had plenty of successful, employee-free self checkout experiences. The few that I do need someone for I know I will now (ex: buying spray paint at Home Depot, because of ID checks). I did retail cashiering for awhile, I know how to bag my shit and get out.

BUT, I want to start a rule: If you are at a store…

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Look up tahdig recipes and rejoice 

Wait a sec...isn’t that a Navy film? Even thought they’re in the air? Someone Google this!