Just having a middle-aged fling. But why him, for pete’s sake?

Look, they’ve got to put something between all those goddamn ads.

Modern Thinking:

the duo behind Crank and its sequel

weird flex but okay

I believe the technical term is “shredded.”

He’s not jacked he is cut, jacked means big (Cavill for example) and cut means small but good lean body mass.

A cake.
No...two cakes.

I just stopped by to say I love hashbrowns. I fucking love them.

Definitely seems like a good use of your time. 

*Starts screaming and never stops*

I audibly gagged at the thought of getting ready to go down on a sexy dude, only to be punched in the face nose by some stank hot dog dick.

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

The fuck does John Oliver have to do with this article? He’s not even mentioned. 

Imagine how I felt when my ex-wife sent me the link today, not even two years after the suicide of her nephew destroyed our family. I was literally sick to my stomach since my boys watch Ryan Toys reviews entirely way too much.

Or forget about fucking scale for once and endless growth and profits and realize that you cannot “curate” with an algorithm. Every single video on the kids youtube should be human verified and human selected.

Say what you will, no one shifts dulce de leche like Cheadle.

The family complained that the story was bullshit. i listen to the family

The issue is that the story in the movie is 95% untrue. These two men were never friends; the driver was fired after 2 months. Mr. Shirley was not estranged from his family, didn’t have issues with his Blackness, didn’t need to be taught about Black music, fried chicken and the like by a white man, wasn’t out of…

The issue is that the story in the movie is 95% untrue. These two men were never friends; the driver was fired after 2 months. Mr. Shirley was not estranged from his family, didn’t have issues with his Blackness (the idea that he needed to learn to accept himself is absurd), didn’t need to be taught about Black…