Not a day goes by I don't miss that show.

“Raises a glass and remembers ‘Life’“

Whoa, whoa, whoa, a guy on the internet telling people to watch Chuck? What is this, 2008?

Yeah, only idiots pay for things with money they actually have. That’s why this country has non-existent credit card debt. /s

Phrasing!

I guess we’re all out of fuel but they’re still afloat.

I....I honestly had no idea we had let the whole Weezer thing get this far out of hand. Listen, like everyone else in the 90's who was into indie/alt/punk/powerpop/ insert whatever other generic name you want to throw at it, I love Blue and Pinkerton. Further than that, I actually really enjoyed the Green album and…

No tour dates in the south???

Like Shatner!?

There is a line of thought with some basis of evidence I’m too lazy to look up right now that says ignoring trolls just means they step up their attempts to get you to acknowledge them, and that’s obviously not good either. Punch Nazis and shout down chuds.

His alibi didn’t cut the mustard. He should’ve known it was just a matter of time before his past would ketchup with him.

Given that it might have been his undoing, I hope Mr. Westrom really relished that hot dog.

Well that solves the debate, ‘cause a sandwich would never narc you out like that.

I contend that the ONLY reason anybody has any fondness for Shamrock shakes and the McRib is because of scarcity.  Especially the McRib, which is an affront to humanity.

It wasn't satire until it blew up in his face. 

I stole this from a social media contact, when we were discussing some other bad beer bro behavior... “more assholes than a pack of cheap hot dogs.”

Little known fact: Bryan Adams has become a very successful celebrity photographer

Everything Bryan Adams does, he does for me. Ryan’s just in it for himself.

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Pshh! You probably forgot about Dre too.