Okay, ketchup, margarine, ground beef, and spaghetti...fine. But BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH AFTERWARDS! Why is no one more disturbed by this??

The fact that this is a real show just made my week.

My husband, when I met him, and he was a broke grad student who didn't have the motivation or wherewithal to stock up on toilet paper. The measures that boy took to avoid walking the three blocks to Walgreens...

The cultural appropriation just helps support my theory that Chris Brown is a hipster.

I'm not sure I understand the point of your anecdote. Are you saying it's okay to be racist to Indians but not other Asians?

Oops, I confused Susan Orlean and Suze Orman.

Susan Orlean, you and my ornery 72-year-old father would get along famously. I'm sure he'd love some retirement financial management advice, too.

I would be in for a Chicago one if anyone wants these ill-fitting threadbare Old Navy duds...

Wow, I'm sorry, that's horrendous! I got married at 25 and the biggest part of why we weren't hesitant to go through with it was our long track record of mutual trust and respect. Cannot stress that enough. If you aren't 100% confident that you trust and respect each other, there's gonna be problems.

I'm telling myself that she's intentionally written as a sort of inept doctor because it's a rom-com cliche to give the main character a ridiculous job where she never seems to have to do anything.

I tend to agree with you - my sister did this and she turned out a highly intelligent and driven person, like the other responders to your comment (my guy also smoked a lot as a teen and he's still the most brilliant person I know). But her friends from that time all had trouble finishing high school and getting their…

And the part at the very end: "Get me off...camera"? He totally knew what canoodling was.

I know! So many Everclear lyrics...

Hahahaha, that's a perfect comparison.

I definitely fucked up some tendons in my ankles wearing the weird Earth knockoffs. The angle strains things that shouldn't be strained.

Being barefoot is the worst thing you can do for flat feet, according to my also-flat-footed podiatrist. Strengthen your arches, great, do it, but you still need a lot of support to correct for the way you walk with flat feet. I haven't found any magic shoes that help much but having two pairs of custom orthotics…

I love that your paean to Kinder surprise eggs turned into a social determinist rant. As an American I love the things, and you CAN get them here, you just have to order in bulk!

Sorry, sanctimony was harsh. It's just that I assume most people here are more or less aware of how bad factory farming is, and so when I read about it I read it as "Eggs are bad, factory farming of poulty is bad, and YOU ARE BAD BECAUSE YOU EAT IT!" and then I get defensive.

I think it's more the problem of the LIPITOR lobby funding spurious "research." But thanks for the sanctimony.

Seriously, I'll make it easy: