As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

She’s back in LA. Oh, you mean mustache.

When you’re the Ginger Hammer every potential suspension looks like a nail.

Your reply, like the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash of 2012, is a terrible tragedy that will be remembered with shock and sadness for years to come.

It’s a shame Kindle was already taken.

The “media” blew the whole Note 7 situation out of proportion. They never reported that the Note 7 DIDN’T blow up BEFORE it did blow up.