Nice gesture by ESPN allowing UNC student athletes to help write today's captions.

This team is going to lose to whichever team wins the South.

Pictured, former owner.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Other big reason for tanking in the NBA: It's the most deterministic professional sport. This Sloan sports article that said that the NBA has drastically lower parity than other sports (game to game, it's the same as the NFL, but the season is 5 times as long), and that records are more predictable. Essentially,…

Even if this were completely accurate, and if every word about this player were correct, it doesn't take away from the inherent financial conflict of interest inherent in tearing down his players. Especially in public.

I'm a lifelong Syracuse fan, and I think you might be either a) smoking crack right now, or maybe the dumbest sports fan on earth.

Yes. Let's force these players to spend four years earning a degree completely irrelevant to a profession that wants to pay them substantial money now. And if in the meantime, so what if they lose millions (or access to NBA teams that actually prepare them for the NBA - not college - basketball) to injury or…

In McCullough's defense, he's not the only one in Upstate New York to struggle with Colgate... and Crest, Mentadent, Aquafresh, etc.

"More MLS"

I didn't think anything could be better than Kevin Draper's mom.

What Deadspin's Commenters' Parents Thought Of Deadspin This Year:

Well Burneko sure as fuck didn't learn how to write from his parents. Way to get right to the point, mom.

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Serious question, if he was being investigated for a threat like that, and resisted arrest why didn't the cops just shoot him? I seriously don't get that.

Well, some white people are constantly trying to steal black souls.

"The player has an 79 overall rating, but Houston is getting a guy with one of those little 3 point symbols under him, so it seems like a fair trade. Now on to Jason with the weather. Jason".

[logs on to deadspin.com from secret building in Djibouti]

It really takes a lot to top Guy Fieri for most offensive menu.

Their drive-by pick up service didn't help matters.