Dog: Hey Thumper. Just thought I'd come over to see how you were holding up.

Great, now Goodell and his cronies are going to use this story to show how repeated blows to the head on the gridiron have turned Welker from child-monster to upstanding citizen.

He was just being "scrappy"

The hell? Your comment reads something that was deciphered by Google translate.

You're ranking the entertaining shitshow that will be Jimmy Clausen starting for the Bears that low? (Let's all keep this in mind: that's Jimmy Clausen, who barely beat out Jordan Palmer for the backup job. JORDAN PALMER.) That game is going to be hysterical to watch the entire Bears management prove they should be…

I got ten bucks that says an 11-5 Seattle team loses to a 7-9 Saints team in the Superdome, and Gregggggg's head explodes from the football gods chortling.

Well, I have to applaud their restraint. Myself, maybe I should have known better, and sure, maybe I "nearly condemned an entire isolated farm family to a hypothermic death" and "caused severe fire damage that destroyed over a million dollars worth of farm equipment and livestock" and "should never have been allowed…

Seems like this Rondo to Dallas deal is a layup at this point, which Rondo will inevitably miss.

Report: University of Michigan to Donate $8 Million to Walmart

"Mr. Pelini, I took 5 points off your essay because of redundancy. On your next assignment, I want to see that you have broadened your vocabulary."

3/4 of the way through his self involved rant, Bo figured out he was inadvertently addressing the Women's Softball Team... He just kept rolling with it.

This speech is impressively long and focused for a guy who has AD issues

Bo knows walls of text.

There's no whey this story is credible.

Not Leicester.

In the American context? Absolutely.

In the global context? Realistically, he was just another good player.

Giangreco said if the Bears didn't want to slit their wrists, they could always dig out Harry Caray.

Maybe he just thought garbagio was a funny word.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling