What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

How do we know that DuvalUndertaker is even a Jaguars fan? Sounds like he's just a sociopath.

"Gill, who also served as the Red Sox's medical director until 2011"

You said what I wanted to say, but I'll note with emphasis that "keeps you in the game" is a meaningless phrase that is used to justify dumb decisions.

It keeps you in the game while increasing the probability that you'll lose the game. If it's a guarantee that they'll make the field goal, you only need to believe that they'll score a touchdown more than 3/7 of the time from the 1 yard line to think it's right to go for the TD. Even a dog-ass garbage offense like the…

Plus, if they go for it and get stuffed, there's a decent chance of getting a safety and getting the ball back down 7. Wrong call. Not egregious, but wrong.

Plus, you already have the perfect excuse for rejecting such advances.

I'm also pretty sure I would rather get sexually harassed through a paper-covered hole than pull my pants up after barely wiping my volcanic asshole.

He's clearly throwing out a What the fuck? before they smash cut to a later moment. He probably thought Sapp was the Miller High Life guy or something

Oh I didn't know you were an activist.

They had to put him in the pirate garb as a hint. I'm waiting for the one with Steve Young but he comes dressed like your typical golf pro asshole and the hint is the five wives he brings out with him.

I got so high once, when I went to bed, I could swear the edge of the blanket was crushing my chest. Not the whole blanket, mind you. Just the border. It was interesting.

Anything besides whole milk is a fucking abomination. I can see 2%, MAYBE, but skim milk? It's not even white. It's like off-white, gray-colored milk-flavored water and you should be rendered to a CIA black site if you drink it.

I hate that Bud Light commercial with Jimmy Johnson. The "unsuspecting guy" isn't even in a bar. It's a 10'x10' room with people wearing solid colored polos or NFL shirts.

This has been pointed out before, but the reason that Bud Light ad is even worth watching is the look on the man's face when he first sees Warren Sapp, as he clearly has no idea who he is, but knows he's supposed to be reacting to... something.

Swift says her 2020 tour will coordinate with the Padres.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Taylor Swift in the MLB record books, but "most hits in Minute Maid Park history" probably shouldn't be overlooked.

Whatever, shake it off Astros fans.

At least Taylor Swift will be a good fit for the ballpark, as she too is very accustomed to letting a lot of guys get into scoring position.