Looks like an early night for DUAN, but here's a Neil Young song called "Needle and the Damage Done".

Samer Kalaf: Hey, if the kid doesn't want to get beat, he should play defense. Play to win.

From Basel's since-deleted Instagram.

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

The complete implosion of the Lakers and Knicks have been right up there with Anthony Davis' box score watching in terms of pure entertainment for me this year.

Wilson's not the first guy to use Twitter to branch out.

Greg Maddux, Fergie Jenkins, Rick Sutcliffe, and 3 Finger Mordecai Brown.

Erika Reidt was suspended by FOX Deportes and they made the announcement (in two languages!) on Twitter. Oops!

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

There already is a "college football NIT". It's called "all the bowl games".

Nice try, Cowherd. I'm onto you! You're not fooling anyone with that "DangerZone" handle.

Excuse me, sir. He danced during his introduction to the NBA therefore he is a thug who only cares about himself and will never win a championship.

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

But he did the Dougie his first game, so he's obviously a selfish me-first player.

John Wall = awesome dude

Are we through the looking glass here, people? What happened to football players having enough sense to be embarrassed that they'd been cuckolded?

Russ is just establishing his street cred.

The league in which he played the vast majority of his career.

I'm sure Kraft, Anschutz, and Garber all saw that anonymous banner and said "OH MY GOD! NOW WE SEE THE LIGHT! We need to let dysfunctional minor league teams into our billion dollar league because some guys in the internet want to feel European! It feels so liberating to not be a SHEEPLE anymore!!!

LA's gonna love this team!