Boy, it sure sounds like I messed with Texas.

His followup post on Instagram certainly didn't help his suspension.

Subtle burnley.

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

It didn't.

Can't see why they're wigan out about this.

Whelan was later heard saying, "We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here." Before wondering off and mumbling, "They peed on my fucking rug"

Yes, how dare he express obvious frustration that the national media keeps taking everything he does and portraying it in the worst possible light! He should have responded in eloquently crafted rhyming couplets.

i'd throw hands with a kangaroo for like ten bucks

White ppl

In lieu of flowers, the raccoon's family asks that you contribute to the nation's foremost death-by-wrench-bludgeoning charity, the Gang-A-Wish Foundation.

God speed, Coach Riley.

Being one spot ahead of Brandon Weeden on the depth chart would force any man to take drastic measures.

"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

I got a name for it! Its called the "Don't click on articles with headlines that refer to subjects that you'd rather ignore yet still feel compelled to complain about the fact that other people find them important" app. Whaddya think? Too many of those words?

actually, in Steve Kerr's America, white men are constantly terrorized by supernatural black men.

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The Peyton Manning/Ryan Leaf 30 For 30 that inevitably gets made is going to be absolutely fascinating

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

"The 6-76ers" has a nice ring to it