Last I checked, gangsters have committed to a life of crime. Cops have taken an oath to uphold it.

On Deadspin, which this isn't

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

Today's announcement doesn't just leave me speechless. It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them. Then you sum it up far too pointedly.

That's so Ravens!

RT @denverpost Substances deeply regret the role they played in Adrian Dater's firing.

"Why can't you guys be nicer to the Commissioner?! He's really trying hard, you know!"—Peter King

I live in Fresno. That's literally all I came here to post.

"Uhm, what about us?"

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?

I'm just curious how a few players coming out of the tunnel with their hands up for a few seconds "infected" your entire Sunday afternoon. If that's all it takes to derail your entire day, well, that's a whole other issue you might need to consider.

Yeah man. These players need to shut the fuck up so I can masturbate to them violently colliding with each other without having to be aware of their "agendas."

To Manziel's credit, he was quick to agree that the decision is a no Brianer.

Hoyer had widespread support inside the locker room. No brainer according to players in there

Hoyer had widespread support in the locker room. It was a no brainer according to the players in there. "We're big fans of Brian," said defensive end Desmond Bryant. "I'm gonna get a huge contract next year," commented cornerback Joe Haden. "I've never had this many reps in my life," added linebacker Jabaal Sheard.

I understand why Josh Donaldson might be happier out of Oakland. In Toronto, every player is guaranteed to get the entire first week of October off.

I personally side with Beane here. There were 500 fans at the Coliseum who expected to see their team's best guy play that day.

So when Billy Beane told Philip Seymour Hoffman he wanted that fucking Hatteberg at first base every god damn day, I guess he meant it.

Bills fans would prefer to stay down south where it's nice and warm and a little smelly and perfectly sized to slide your han—oh, I've lost focus.