What do you do if someone pulls a gun on you or is robbing a store and you stop them?

Now before you guys go calling Mike Ditka a racist, remember he MARRIED a black guy:

The same thing happened when the University of Texas announced it was going to continue its football program.

At least the players can fall back on their UAB degree when they go pro in something other than sports.

That's some crack reporting there.

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

WTF is Lolly Water? What region?

Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

You can say what you like about the crust dodging heathens but leave strawberry milk the fuck out of it.

Also, Chicago residents need not respond, because what they call pizza is not in fact pizza.

Tebow was 2 for 8, but he does nothing but win. NOTHING BUT WIN.

"Ground and Pound:" how Rex likes his beef and how much he buys it by.

Rex Ryan's list:

Why is he touching his hat during the pose?

Typical. I bet the Rams front office is made up of Cardinals fans.

You mess with the ram, you get the bubble wrapped, pillow lined, marshmallow horns set on a field of fluffy down.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

Who is worse, Peter King or Gregggggg Easterbrook? Is it apples to oranges? I mean, I prefer bananas myself.

Actually, this is about ethics in video game bill collection.