I ask for so many things like a fair salary and affordable healthcare and proper turn-signaling and I just keep getting things I never asked for.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.

I’m just happy Downing Street doesn’t have an official pet pig.

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?

Only bad thing about it is if you start in the middle of the road, you still have to compromise to get it past the Republitards. So with Hillary’s $12, it may end up being $10 and for Bernie it may not be 15 but you can bet it will at-least be $12. You can’t start your position at an already compromised mindset, you…

The Cask of the Trumpmantillado.

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

Yeah but eventually they’ll just put the kibosh on the spinoffs and focus more on politics.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

omg Blen. :(

I thought I would share a story of my dad’s. Our family has many stories where none of us can quite explain it, to non skeptics we believe we are definitely clairvoyant to some degree. My parents tell me stories from when I was younger, I’m not as in tuned to it as they are but this story of my dads is from his days…

Well what’s the alternative? Not putting the onus on rape victims to stop rape? Taking reported rapes seriously? Discouraging rape culture so’s people don’t be all ‘you were asking for it’ when you report a rape? Weed out the occasional assholes in the power structure who will stand in the way of getting justice for…