I have a radical take, Siskel and Ebert weren’t actually that good as critics in terms of what they rate thumbs up and thumbs down and might even have gotten high on their own supply (and by extension their perceived influence).

Queued up before the cull. The intent was indeed to leave out of solidarity, so you can imagine my frustration when it got bumped to a run date that was after everyone else from the old guard had already left the building. That said, I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised to see that the piece ended up being…

I stopped reading after “he crossed the (picket) line.”

I think Christ did one back in ‘32.

Cold open: The Dwarves are fighting for their lives. The drums are banging out a staccato rhythm. A giant troll grabs one of the Dwarves by his feet and lifts him up.

You think he can eat ham? Wait until you see me eat ham!

If you mean Season 12, nothing has been announced yet. If you mean Season 11, I have some terrific news for you.