philinmpls
philinmpls
philinmpls

Bob drives a Thunderbird with the swingaway wheel, his secretary says it has more headroom, I think my wagon is taller, she is a bit ditzy, would you like some Jello mold?

That’s kind of sad

That would give me the heebeegeebees for weeks.

Everything was in black-and-white. We didn’t figure out color until well into the fifties.

The only winning move is not to play.

I never liked supercross, it seemed as fake as WWF growing up, it seemed more like a jumping exhibition than a race. Now motogp or whatever it was called in the 80s-90s that was cool. I remember the yellow and purple Camel racing bikes those were cool.

Voting? Discussion? Who needs that horsecrap? Just shoot from the hip, watch your Halliburton stock rise and send in Browny to clean it all up when yer done. Yeehaw!!

In every discussion I see opposing these bombings, UK people are pleading for the lives of the innocents that may be lost through collateral damage.

fucking stupid waste of time, energy, and weight. but hey at least that deer I hit might not die. Seriously how stupid are we getting if car/pedestrian collisions are so common that they need to put airbags on the OUTSIDE of a car.

Yeah, if you’re being a racist piece of shit “ironically” you’re still being a racist piece of shit.

Because most people like things that aren’t hideous. Adding a bunch of weird forms and surfaces onto an otherwise clean sculpture would turn a lot of people off.

He literally had a loaded gun fired point blank at his head and the primer failed. Like 1 in a million chance.

What, you mean “grow up” as in “stop pretending drifting is kewl, yih chowtly kewl”?

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Dan Gurney. Targa Florio. AC Cobra. Need I say anything else?

I checked with my agent a year ago, and Allstate said no to dash-cam discount. But when I moved from Chattanooga, Tn to Baton Rouge, La, my insurance premium tripled, for the same car, the same coverage and the same company. They said “Second highest area for insurance fraud!” So it doesn’t matter how good your

Because of the perception that he’s about style over substance, because he has a crappy clothing brand, because of his hair, because British, because videos where he hoons in a manner suggesting that something like this was likely to happen at some point, etc etc etc . I don’t care about any of that. I just hate him

If you don’t smile when you see your car, you probably bought the wrong car.