I'm pretty sure he had sex with my 1st grade teacher when I was in 1st grade. He came to our school and read from his books to us. She was in her mid 20's, this was in the 80's, he had a beard.

I said the same thing but you said it better than me.

I registered just to say this. Other people said it, but I'll be simpler.

I think country and rap music lend themselves to storytelling more than other genres do. If no one else suggested Rescue 911 by the Luniz featuring Dru Down I recommend it. It's about one of the Luniz being kidnapped and held for ransom at the top of the Oakland tribune building. If the kidnappers aren't paid the…