You have offended the Great and Powerful CNN by making an evil meme mocking us for All to see. We have therefore released our hell hounds, tracked you down, and you are now under the all knowing eye of CNN. You SHALL come before us prostrate yourself, grovel, and give us a full throated apology to such a degree that…

I'm not the one to argue with the voices in your head.

I weep for its loss too zippy.

Unfortunately no matter how smart someone may be they can never convince someone stupid, like you, that they are stupid…
Anyone on the internet who brags about how smart they are only proves just the opposite. Your misuse of language and idioms only provides additional examples. So I'm sticking with the label mouth…

Urban Dictionary: Mouth Breather:
1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.