RIP Turd Ferguson...

COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque. Maybe then you wouldn’t have ended up with your head up your own ass.

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

[Pedantic comment warning.]

Moving is awful; moving when you own a house is intolerable. And the frictional costs associated with selling real property — broker fees, transfer tax, attorneys’ fees, mortgage recording taxes, title insurance costs, all of those fees on the HUD statement that you can’t quite figure out— make it prohibitively…

I reffed intramural sports (primarily basketball and indoor soccer) in college to supplement my drinking budget. All-Male leagues were intense in the action, but generally those guys were just playing to play and were generally pretty chill to the refs and other players.

Don’t forget, they’re also alleged “titans of industry” in an array of fields unrelated to sports, as well. These clowns are our New American Aristocracy, the best our particular strain of capitalism can apparently develop.

I think this relates to our society’s common misconception that because someone is rich that they are also competent. This is absolutely not true and even someone like myself who understands this is confused by how rich people act.

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

Peacefully protesting the anthem is far less detrimental to the Dolphins than starting Ryan Tannehill at QB every week.

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

Then 90% of the country is lower class.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

The sign about deaths on the road really kicks this image up a notch.

And hello to you, guy who is doing great but not quite as good as deGrom so far this season.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

There are three rules in life.

I mean, it’s fucked up right? The notion that it seemed so easy for him? To just do it, to actually try and pull it off? What a fucking asshat.