The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Worse. They’re going to make him play 16 games for the Bills.

The preeminent? Just because someone gets a job at YLS in an era where the competition was comprised of being anointed by existing faculty does not a great scholar makes. Amar is a classic case of the self-fulfilling prophecy of such faculty hiring practices. If he hadn’t been so many people who went on into the legal…

My uncle has an MBA and a doctorate in “leadership.” As anyone who has had a conversation with the man can attest, one thing is true: if the MBAs don’t kill us, they’ll get us to kill ourselves if only to be spared hearing them talk more. 

Every time I’m in a Chipotle I think about this one.

I have googled a solid 2 whole minutes trying to find it, and I can’t, but I remember it so well:
Area Man Still Using Shampoo at Pre-Haircut Level

instantly thought of another hail mary

thanks, hopefully the next seven days of sports provide me one more opportunity to do this dumb stunt i’ve been doing for nine years now

Jesus, what fucking monsters. Who leaves a voicemail when texting exists?

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

i was playing catcher when i was 12 and i shit myself after taking a pitch to the region directly above my cup. the ball skipped off home plate into my gut and i immediately hit the brown note.

“What’s the big deal? I constantly lose my shit when I pitch.” - Hunter Strickland

He was punished how the court saw fit. He has to register as an offender. He will carry this title forever due to him being in the public eye. He is not owed fame and fortune. He isn't not owed your money or your admiration. He publicly smeared the victim and her family by calling them liars, to further his career.…

“Her life is forever ruined because of his actions.”

He pled guilty to molesting her while she was 6 as part of a plea bargain to not be charged with molesting her when she was 4. It went on for 2 years. Her life is forever ruined because of his actions. Good for him, he can throw a fucking baseball, but don’t pretend like there’s some injustice happening here. 2 YEARS…

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

Imagine what they could do if we gave NASA 10% of the DoD’s budget.

I’m genuinely curious, as I do not follow such hearings very closely: when DoD projects continually come in over budget, which they are seemingly wont to do, is there as much scrutiny as we are seeing with NASA’s spending?

I would argue that the shortlist should also include Baseball Stars, Tecmo Super Bowl, and NBA Live ‘95, each of which raised the bar for videogame representations of their respective sports.