The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

agreed. fuck that shit, i hate fantasy baseball.

“Your thoughts — even medically they’re knowing now — the mind is a battlefield and that’s why I wrote that book Train Your Brain because the mind is, it’s all in the Bible.”

You goddamn mother fuckers.

With that route running precision it’s a wonder why he didn’t choose football

I made the trip to Indy with my dad for his birthday bucket list event. While walking out, a guy says, “I can’t believe a damn Jap one the race. Shoulda been one of the other top guys”.

Panthers fan here. There was concern last year, coming off his ACL injury, that his weight had ballooned. Early on in the season, there were reports of Panthers FO and coaching staff people grumbling about his “conditioning”.

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

Guess who Ryan learned it from

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

TRUST THE PROCESS

Had to double-take, +1

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

A rare time in which fantasy football advice and real football advice intersect: DON’T TAKE A FUCKING KICKER IN THE SECOND ROUND

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

A Pillar of tolerance he is not

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

I went outside to grab the paper this morning and rant into a Trump voting neighbor. I smiled as I picked up the paper and said “It’s tough to keep up with everything these days”, and he replied “I don’t even want to know”.

Ah yes the morning what fresh hell am I living in today briefing