It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

“I’m a baseball traditionalist! BTW, I bat my pitcher eighth and an incredibly slow strikeout machine leadoff”

Something about this story doesn’t check out--- oh yes, Kyle Schwarber being on base.

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

I just bought a Toyota Highlander on May 5th. I love it.

No. It’s not offside if a defender plays a ball deliberately... that is to say, an opponent playing the ball intentionally (i.e. something other than a save or an accidental deflection), then it doesn’t matter where you are on the field, offside is effectively reset and you’re considered onside.

“Plaintiff believed the group was headed outside for lawful purposes.”

I don’t think the guy went ‘by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players’ but I’m not sure what the guy thought -was- going to happen. Have a smoke? Trade Magic: the Gathering cards?

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

is this supposed to be some larger point about how media should be nicer to public figures? because fuck you

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

Serious question: Does this bill have any purpose other than making room for massive tax cuts?

1. Make your fucking free throws! (I mostly just haven’t heard any good solutions for it as far as rule changes, though)

It was a slow breaking ball. It’s not like he was throwing gaus, man.

Between the Laroche kid situation and this, Chris Sale is Brian McCann levels of baseball douche

“Dayton? Ned. The White Sox just sent down a kid that I want us to trade for, I think he’d do a bang-up job hitting leadoff for us.”

As usual, he’ll just be playing Marky Mark.

30,000 is excessive, but this ass was sitting close enough to the field at Fenway for Jones to take notice, those aren’t cheap seats, and I doubt he’s some poor Southie.

That, or any type of Philadelphia fan... Seriously, who can boo Santa?

Yes! As quotable as any movie ever and the music is perfect. One of my favorite exchanges:

Of course he is, he eats pieces of shit for breakfast.